Goa's Hottest Hostel: Anjoned's Unbelievable Perks!

Anjoned Hostel Goa India

Anjoned Hostel Goa India

Goa's Hottest Hostel: Anjoned's Unbelievable Perks!

Anjoned's Unbelievable Perks! - Goa's Hottest Hostel? Buckle Up, Buttercups! (A Rambling Review)

Okay, so Anjoned's… Goa's "Hottest Hostel." Big claim, right? Well, after a chaotic week of sun, spice, and surprisingly good (and occasionally questionable) choices? Let’s just say Anjoned is… an experience. This isn't your sanitized corporate travel blog; this is a real-world debrief, warts and all!

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  • Description: A brutally honest review of Anjoned's in Goa, India. From its accessibility quirks to its ridiculously good (and sometimes weird) perks, get the lowdown on this "hottest hostel." Includes Wi-Fi, pool, spa, safety, and all the messy details.

The Good, the Bad, and the Seriously Weird:

First Impressions & Access - (Did I Stumble In or…?)

Alright, so the website promised… everything, basically. And you know what? They mostly delivered. Finding Anjoned was a bit of an adventure, though! The roads in Goa are… well, they’re roads. Let's just say my taxi driver had a lot of opinions. And the entrance? Not exactly wheelchair-friendly, unfortunately. While they do have an elevator, getting to the elevator from the main entrance felt like a small obstacle course of uneven pavement and enthusiastic stray dogs. (Accessibility – 6/10, Needs Improvement)

But hey, once you get inside? The vibe is instant. The lobby is a riot of colors, and a massive mural screams "GOA!" (Think: psychedelic sunsets meeting a herd of happy elephants). You could practically feel the party kicking into gear even at 10 am.

Internet – The Wi-Fi Saga (Oh, the DRAMA!)

Let's be honest: as a digital nomad, Wi-Fi is life. And let me tell you, the Wi-Fi at Anjoned was… a rollercoaster. They brag about "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and for the most part, it was mostly true. But the speed? Well, let’s just say streaming Netflix often felt like wading through molasses. The Internet [LAN] was a myth, or at least, a very well-kept secret. Wi-Fi in public areas was a bit better, but still unreliable. I found myself resorting to tethering from my phone more often than I'd like. ( Internet, Internet Services – 7/10 - room for MEGA improvements)

The Food & Drink Frenzy – From Breakfast Buffets to Night Cap Chaos!

Oh, this is where Anjoned shines. The Restaurants are surprisingly diverse. Let me paint you a picture: Breakfast [buffet] everyday, a spread that included your standard eggs and toast, but also some delicious (and spicy!) Indian offerings. The Asian breakfast was my jam – those dosas were seriously addictive! And the Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent to say the least! Then there was the Poolside bar, a siren call for sun-soaked revelry. The Happy hour was… well, let's just say it encouraged some interesting decisions. The Bar itself had a pretty good selection of beers and cocktails - my go-to was always the local Kingfisher. The Poolside bar served up a seriously awesome Salad in restaurant! and then some awesome Desserts in restaurant.

But that's not all! The A la carte in restaurant menu was pretty good too! The Asian cuisine in restaurant was delicious, and the Vegetarian restaurant was a real gem for those with dietary restrictions. They also had Alternative meal arrangement and you could order some Soup in restaurant. However for some reason the Bottle of water was really hard to find - what's up with that?

The food quality felt super sanitary, and the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were a big win for my peace of mind. (Dining, drinking, and snacking- 8/10, they just need to add more water bottles!)

Things To Do & Ways to Relax – Where the Spa Dreams Die (And Sometimes Live Again)

Okay, the "unbelievable perks" really kick in here. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor] – a gorgeous thing with a view (yep, Pool with view). It's an absolute lifesaver after a long day of exploring.

And then… the spa. The promise of a Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna and Steamroom! Oh, sweet, blissful steam room! I pictured myself wrapped in a fluffy robe, emerging feeling… well, perfect.

Reality? My Body scrub was a bit… vigorous. My Foot bath was lukewarm. The Massage? Let’s just say it cured me of any illusions I had about my knot-free future. It was… an experience. A memorable one. Perhaps not the relaxing experience I’d envisioned.

They also have a Fitness center, which I bravely entered once. My attempt to use the treadmill resulted in a very sweaty, very short workout session. I felt a complete failure. They did have a Gym/fitness, but it was packed with the usual bro-ish gym types.

The Body wrap was a bit of a letdown too; felt mostly like being wrapped in lukewarm cling film.

(Things to do & ways to relax – 7/10, needs better spa service and better gym equipment)

Cleanliness & Safety – (Are We Actually Safe?)

This is where Anjoned gets serious points. Cleanliness and safety are clearly priorities. There were signs of Anti-viral cleaning products everywhere. The staff were obsessed with cleaning – in a good way! Common areas were constantly being disinfected. My room got Rooms sanitized between stays. (Daily disinfection in common areas)

I noted that the Doctor/nurse on call was reassuring, and the First aid kit was visible. Plus, there was a lot of Hand sanitizer around. They seemed to take hygiene seriously, which is a huge plus! (Hygiene certification, even!)

They also had Safe dining setup (e.g. outdoor tables) and Individually-wrapped food options were available.

Plus, the Staff trained in safety protocol and they had Professional-grade sanitizing services. I also noted Smoke alarms and a Fire extinguisher in my room, which is always a good sign. (Safety/security feature).

There's Security [24-hour] and CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. So, yeah, I felt secure. ( Cleanliness and safety – 9/10, high marks for a hostel!)

Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Difference

Anjoned nails the extras. Air conditioning in public area. I definitely enjoyed the Concierge who was super helpful. They had a Convenience store! They had Laundry service. There was a Cash withdrawal service. The Luggage storage was super convenient. And there was a Terrace to enjoy the view! Dry cleaning service was available, and the Ironing service was great. (Services and conveniences – 8/10)

Rooms – My Cocoon of Chaos

Okay, the rooms. Mine was… let’s call it “rustic chic.” Think: basic but functional. My Air conditioning was a lifesaver. The Desk was essential for a work session. My Bathroom phone - unnecessary! Bathrobes were available and they were lovely. I enjoyed the Balckout curtains and the Bed was extra long which was a huge plus! My room had a Mirror, Reading light, Shower, Slippers, Socket near the bed, Towels, Wake-up service, and Window that opens. They had a Coffee/tea maker and Free bottled water. The Satellite/cable channels were fun - but I never used them. The Soundproofing was… okay.

I had a Private bathroom, which was a HUGE win. The Free Wi-Fi was… well, you know. The Closet was a struggle, but hey, it's a hostel. Non-smoking room. Safety/security feature and my room had Smoke detector. The Umbrella came in handy. Interconnecting room(s) available, and a Mirror was there.

I guess one could say it was a comfy place for me to "hide away" when the chaos got a bit too much. The Daily housekeeping was excellent. (Available in all rooms- 7/10 basic but okay!)

Getting Around – From Taxi Troubles to Blissful Beaches

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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your perfectly curated Instagram travel feed. This is the REAL DEAL, the Anjoned Hostel Goa diary, raw and unfiltered. Expect chaos, questionable decisions, mosquito bites, and possibly, the best damn memories you'll ever make.

Goa Gone Wild: A Totally Chaotic Hostel Itinerary (Anjoned Edition)

Day 1: Arrival and Utter Confusion (Plus, the Great Toilet Paper Crisis)

  • 10:00 AM: Arrive at Goa Airport (Dabolim). Already sweating through my "I heart Goa" t-shirt. Taxi driver looks like he's seen some things. More on that later.

  • 11:30 AM: Finally stumble into Anjoned. It's… colorful. Like, a rainbow exploded in a slightly damp room. The air is thick with humidity and the scent of something vaguely herbal (might be incense, might be something else…). Check-in is a blur of names and signatures and the promise of a "welcome drink." Score!

  • 11:45 AM: The welcome drink turns out to be a lukewarm, sugared-up something that tastes vaguely like mango. Okay, expectations adjusted.

  • 12:00 PM: Settle into my dorm. Top bunk. Obviously. Because I like to live dangerously. Discover my backpack is missing… the travel-sized toilet paper. The HORROR of it all! This is a tragedy of epic proportions.

  • 12:30 PM: Lunch at the hostel cafe. Ordered the "veggie burger." It arrives looking like a sad, deflated patty on a stale bun. Swallow it down with a large Bintang (needed after the toilet paper catastrophe).

  • 2:00 PM: Attempt a nap to escape the oppressive heat, but the guy snoring in the bunk below me sounds like a caffeinated walrus. Fail.

  • 3:00 PM: Explore Anjuna Beach. Finally understand why everyone raves about it. Turquoise water, golden sand, crazy-ass market stalls. Already got talked into buying "authentic" incense. Pretty sure it's just dried twigs.

  • 5:00 PM: Drinks on the beach with a group of fellow travelers. Met a Swedish girl who's been backpacking for two years and a guy from Manchester who swears he saw a ghost at a temple. This is my kind of people.

  • 7:00 PM: Dinner at a beach shack. The seafood is divine, the sunset is even better. The local beer starts flowing. Things get… fuzzy.

  • 9:00 PM: Attempt to join a bonfire on the beach. Fail, I passed out.

  • 10:00 PM: Wake up in my room, feeling like I've been run over by a truck. Realize I forgot to buy toilet paper. Commence panic.

Day 2: Beach Bum Bliss… and Another Toilet Paper Crisis

  • 9:00 AM: Wake up to my phone vibrating. Discover I forgot to buy toilet paper. Again.

  • 10:00 AM: Beach hopping. Visited Vagator Beach. The cliffside views are incredible. Almost fell off trying to get the perfect Instagram shot.

  • 12:00 PM: Lunch at a local cafe. Ordered a Thali. It came with six different curries and a mountain of rice. Totally worth the food coma that ensued.

  • 2:00 PM: Beach chill session. Finally got my hands on that elusive toilet paper. Relief washes over me.

  • 4:00 PM: Stumbled upon a beachside yoga class. The instructor spoke in a soothing voice, and I managed to mostly hold a downward-facing dog. The sweat was real.

  • 7:00 PM: Dinner with some of my hostel buddies. The communal vibe is perfect. We share stories and snacks and feel like we've known each other for ages.

  • 9:00 PM: Party time! Anjuna’s got some legendary nightlife, and we were all itching to get there. The music was pumping, the crowds were massive, and the dancing was… well, let's just say I should stick to yoga. The evening, however, did not end up as planned.

  • 11:00 PM: Woke up in the middle of the night, after having been transported to a street, and feeling a bit lost. Found my way back to the hostel feeling confused. I feel that Goa had a wild night.

The Great Toilet Paper Crisis: A Deep Dive (Because Why Not?)

Okay, hear me out. This wasn't just a minor inconvenience. This was a crisis. Imagine, after your arrival and an amazing night the night before, you have to choose between using the flimsy napkins that were available in the cafe or making a pit stop at the nearest pharmacy. I'm just going to tell you, that's not a decision anyone wants to be making. And the worst is, I forget it twice. It's the kind of thing that tests your ability to handle stress and your sanity.

Day 3: Motorcycle Mayhem and Questionable Life Choices

  • 10:00 AM: Breakfast: another sad veggie burger. Starting to think I should've packed some proper snacks.

  • 11:00 AM: Decided to take the plunge and rent a scooter. "It's easy!" they said. "Everyone does it!" they said. Lies. ALL LIES. I can barely control the damn thing.

    • An anecdote: First, I put on my helmet and get the scooter started, but when I try to turn it on, I find it difficult to press the start button. I have to ask a local for help, and he quickly puts the scooter in motion. I set out into the streets, but I feel like I'm going to crash into any cars I see.
  • 12:00 PM: Attempt a trip to Arambol Beach. Managed to stay upright for a solid 20 minutes. Then, disaster struck. Fell into a ditch. Somehow, I survived. Luckily, I got some people who are willing to help me. Bruised ego, scraped knee, and a newfound respect for scooters.

  • 2:00 PM: Decided to abandon the scooter and attempt a nap. Successfully.

  • 4:00 PM: Wound up on the back of a friend's scooter. The wind in my hair, the sun on my face - this is how it was meant to be! Arambol Beach was worth the scooter trauma. The vibe is even more chilled than Anjuna. Think drum circles, tie-dye, and a whole lot of free spirits.

  • 7:00 PM: Dinner at a shack. The food is cheap, the beer is cold, and the conversations are gold.

  • 9:00 PM: Partying again.

Day 4: Departure (With a Heavy Heart and Possibly, a Few Regrets)

  • 7:00 AM: Woke up, hungover, and wondering where I even went last night.

  • 8:00 AM: Packed my bag, trying to decide what souvenir of Goa I should get.

  • 10:00 AM: One Last Breakfast. Said goodbye to my hostel buddies with a mix of sadness and relief.

  • 12:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. The driver looks like he's seen even more things than the first guy.

  • 1:30 PM: Flight home.

Final Thoughts:

Goa isn't perfect. It's humid, chaotic, and sometimes, downright overwhelming. But it's also vibrant, beautiful, and full of the kind of experiences that will stick with you. It's a place where you can dance on the beach, lose yourself in the music, and maybe, just maybe, find yourself (and some toilet paper) along the way. I wouldn't change a single, messy, beautiful moment. I can’t wait to go back!

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Anjoned's: The Goa Hostel That Almost Broke Me (But I Loved It?) - FAQs

Okay, spill the beans. Is Anjoned's REALLY as amazing as everyone says?

Look, amazing is a strong word. It's... more complex. Anjoned's is like that friend who's hilarious, charming, and a complete disaster all rolled into one. On the one hand, yes, the vibe is infectious! Sun, sand, cheap beer... the works. But on the other hand, figuring out the Wi-Fi was a quest in itself (more on that later). So, 'amazing' with a HUGE side of 'be prepared for anything.' I mean, I thought it was amazing, but ask me after a week of shared dorm life. Heck, ask me *now* after reliving it in my memory. It's like a beautiful mess, and yeah, in a weird way, I miss it.

What's this I hear about epic parties? Is the hype real?

Oh, the parties... The HYPE is absolutely, positively, undeniably REAL! Okay, maybe not every single night, but the nights they go off... forget it. Picture this: I arrived, jetlagged to hell and back, barely able to stand upright after a 36-hour travel ordeal. I dropped my bag, took a shower, and somehow ended up on the beach, tequila in hand, at 3 AM with a group of people I’d only known for… five hours? That's Anjoned's in a nutshell. The staff, bless their cotton socks, actually *encourage* the chaos. Don’t expect early nights. You'll be missing out. And you'll regret it! Trust me, I felt it during the day after, but still, regret is better than missing out.

Tell me about the dorms. Are they… bearable?

Bearable? Hmm. Let me put it this way: I’ve slept on worse. They’re definitely basic. Don't expect pristine luxury. You're sharing a room with, let's see, depending on the dorm, anywhere from 6-12 people, all at different stages of their Goa adventure. Snoring is practically a competitive sport. Someone, *always* someone, is trying to pack their backpack at 4 AM. The ventilation isn't perfect, but honestly, after a few days, you just…get used to it. It's part of the charm. Plus, there was this really sweet girl who slept in the bunk above me, and we ended up besties! So yeah, bearable with a healthy dose of "bring earplugs, obviously."

What's the food situation like? Are there any meal options?

Food is... a whole different level of experience. They offer a basic breakfast, and coffee! Praise the lord! It's nothing fancy, but fuel for a day of sun and sea is what you need. Lunch and dinner? Well, the hostel has a small kitchen, but honestly, everyone ends up eating at the beach shacks. Forget the hostel food, honestly! Venture out, there are so many things to explore! Do it! Try the vindaloo! Just… be careful with the spice level, okay? My stomach still remembers the fire. (And the bathroom situation after a vindaloo is… a memory for another day.)

Okay, the Wi-Fi. You mentioned a quest. What's the story?

Ugh, the Wi-Fi. The bane of my existence. It's… intermittent. Let's just say that. One moment, you're uploading your Instagram story (which is a miracle in itself). The next? Radio silence. Complete digital black hole. It had a mind of its own. You'll be sitting there, at the end of a long day, ready to post. And then nothing. You'll spend your time walking outside trying to catch it, then running back inside. It was an adventure. Some people gave up, and honestly? I envied them. There were times I just wanted to scream. But… maybe that's what made it, in a strange way, perfect? It forced me to disconnect. To actually *talk* to people. Still, the Wi-Fi was a pain!

Who are the people who stay at Anjoned's? Is it a specific type of traveler?

No specific type, really! It's a glorious melting pot of humanity. Backpackers, solo travelers, couples, groups of friends… you name it. Diverse, from every corner of the world. You’ll meet people who are planning a trip to the moon (met one actually), people who are just trying to escape their desk jobs for a little while, and people who have been "traveling" for the past five years, and look the part. It's a mix. The common thread? A desire for adventure, a willingness to embrace the chaos, and a healthy sense of humor. If you're a stickler for order and routine? Maybe not the place for you. If you like adventure, this is the place!

Is it safe? Like, legitimately safe?

Generally, yes. Goa is relatively safe, in general. The hostel staff is pretty good about keeping an eye on things. They have lockers for your valuables, which is a good idea. The biggest danger is probably overdoing it on the sun and the Kingfisher beer. Common sense applies. Don’t walk alone on deserted beaches at night. Keep an eye on your belongings. But honestly, I felt very safe there. I’m a single girl, and I never felt threatened. Just trust your gut, and you’ll be fine.

What's the best thing about Anjoned's?

Oh, easy. The people. The staff are total legends, always up for a laugh. The other travelers? You'll make friends for life. And that feeling? That feeling of being completely, utterly, and gloriously *unplugged* from the real world for a little while. That’s gold. It's a place that pushes you out of your comfort zone and forces you to embrace the moment. I'm not going to lie, there were times I wanted to run screaming. The heat the dirt, the noise, the general lack of structure... But when I left, I was sad. It was a special place. It really was.

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