Bali Court: Your Dream Bali Escape Awaits! (Luxury Hotel & Apartments)
Alright, buckling up, because this place… this place… let's just dive in. This isn't going to be pretty. It's going to be real.
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Hotel: (Insert Name Here) - A Messy, Beautiful, and Surprisingly Okay Stay (Maybe?)
Okay, first impressions. Walking in, the lobby had that sterile, almost overly-perfumed scent of "luxury." You know the kind. The kind that makes you wonder if they're overcompensating for… something. The doorman, bless his soul, was actually doing his job. A rare find. But did he hold the door open long enough with all my luggage? No. Did he offer a hand with my massive, ridiculously oversized suitcase? Also, no. Small stuff, I know, but it sets the tone, doesn't it? The hotel chain thingy, you know, probably the usual suspects.
Accessibility: Navigating the Labyrinth of Life (and Hotels)
Okay, accessibility. Crucial. And honestly, a mixed bag. The elevator? Check. Relatively wide hallways? Check. But that ramp leading into the… let's just say, the "Asian Cuisine" restaurant? A death trap disguised as a design feature. Steep! I swear, I saw someone almost eat it trying to get through. Now, the website claimed wheelchair accessible, and technically, they aren't lying. But it felt more like a "we ticked the box" kind of accessible, rather than a truly thoughtfully-designed experience.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: See above. Let's just say, if you're in a wheelchair, scope it out carefully before you commit to a whole meal.
Wheelchair Accessible: See above, sadly, I need to add more here to this: The pool, the bar… let's cross our fingers and hope we don't have to use it.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Dreams and LAN Nightmares
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Okay, hold up. Free Wi-Fi… in theory. In reality, it was the digital equivalent of a slow-moving snail on a sugar crash. I swear, I spent more time buffering than actually working. The LAN option they also offered, which felt archaic, but hey, maybe better? Well, I guess it just depended what your priorities were.
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas: Good but not the best.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa-tastic (Maybe?) and Beyond
The spa. Ah, the spa. This is where it got interesting. The pool with a view… stunning. Seriously. Like, panoramic, postcard-worthy. Swimming in that thing was magical. The sun setting, the city lights twinkling… Sigh. Okay, back to reality. The body scrub? Meh. The massage? Alright, I'll admit, I almost fell asleep. The sauna? Hot. The steamroom? Steamy. The whole experience? Decent. Not life-changing, but definitely a solid few hours of pampering.
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: A few gems.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Dreams and Reality Checks
Okay, this is where things got serious in the post-pandemic world. Anti-viral cleaning products? Supposedly. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yup. Room sanitization opt-out available? Oh, yes. They were doing everything they could to make you feel safe. My room, and the bathrooms, felt clean.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They kept up with things.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (of Sorts)
Okay, the food. Where do I begin? Breakfast? Buffet. International cuisine in the restaurant? Yep. Everything felt… fine. The Asian cuisine restaurant (that damn ramp again!) was actually pretty damned good, though. The coffee shop was a lifesaver. The poolside bar, drinks were overpriced, but made with gusto.
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The food was alright, if not the best.
Services and Conveniences: The Usual Suspects, Mostly
Air conditioning, elevator, concierge… the standards were there. I’m not a fan of the front desk staff, but I have to admit, they seemed to be doing their jobs okay. Oh, and there’s a gift shop. Because, well, what hotel isn't complete without a slightly overpriced gift shop?
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Lots and lots of stuff here.
For the Kids: Probably Fine, Honestly
Babysitting service, kid's meals… I don't have kids, so… not my area of expertise. But it seemed like they catered to families, which is always a plus.
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal
Access: The Front Door, the Elevators…
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property… you know the drill. Security was certainly present and visible. One of the security guards seemed to be playing a game on their phone which kind of took me aback.
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Pets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: A lot of security features.
Getting Around: Taxi, Valet, and the Quest for Parking
Airport transfer? Yep. Car park? Yep. Valet parking? Yep. I didn't have a car, so all I did was use their taxi service and it was pretty reliable.
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: All standard, but good.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (and Some Fluff)
Air conditioning, alarm clock, coffee/tea maker… all the stuff you’d expect. Blackout curtains? Glorious. Extra-long bed? Blessedly comfortable. Safe box? Probably useful. The small stuff was good.
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Rooms were good.
The Verdict: A Solid…ish Stay
So, would I go back? Maybe. It was a mix of good and not-so-good. If they could fix that goddamn ramp, upgrade the Wi-Fi, and maybe add a little more soul to the place, it could be fantastic. Until then, it's a solid, if slightly flawed, option. Give it a shot, but temper your
Escape to Paradise: Dev Bhoomi Camping Resort, Kanatal, India
Alright, alright, get a load of this mess. My Bali Court Hotel & Apartment, stream-of-consciousness travel itinerary, folks! Buckle up, because it's gonna be bumpy. And probably involve a sunburn.
Day 1: Disaster Arrival & Questionable Noodles
- 7:00 AM (ish) - Jakarta Departure: Ugh, the pre-dawn chaos. Airport security is always a gamble. Trying to remember how many bottles of sunscreen I can carry on before I get yelled at… Success! (barely).
- 10:00 AM - Arrival at Denpasar Airport (DPS), Bali: Holy humidity, Batman! Hit with a wall of that tropical air – instant frizz, instantly regret my life choices. The luggage carousel? A slow-motion parade of despair. Finally, my mangled suitcase pops out.
- 11:00 AM - Taxi to Bali Court Hotel & Apartment: The driver looks like he hasn't slept since the invention of the wheel. We weave through the scooter-infested streets, dodging everything from chickens to Balinese ceremonies. Heart rate: elevated. Hotel finally! It’s… well, it's a hotel. Looks like the pictures, maybe a slightly more worn version.
- 12:00 PM - Check-in, Room Inspection (and Existential Dread): The room! Okay. Clean-ish. The air con works, which is a major win. But there's a crack in the bathroom mirror… and a suspicious stain on the sheets. Gonna ignore it. Deep breaths. I'm in Bali! I'm supposed to be zen! (laughs maniacally)
- 1:00 PM - Lunch: The Noodle Incident: So, I'm starving. Wander down to the local warung. The noodles. Oh, the noodles. Delicious! But also… spicy. Like, melt-your-face-off spicy. I’m sweating, crying, and trying to maintain composure in front of the locals. They seem amused. I, on the other hand, am questioning my spice tolerance.
- 2:00 PM - Poolside Sloth: Survive the noodles, and now I am exhausted, so I'm flopping by the pool. I'm a crispy, human pretzel. I attempt to read my book, but the sun's got me melting like a popsicle.
- 6:00 PM - Sunset Drinks (and Mosquitoes): Head to a beach bar. Sunset is glorious. Drinks are cheap. Mosquitoes are relentless. I am losing this battle. Spray myself with repellent, but it's too late. I bet I look like a walking buffet to them.
- 8:00 PM - "Dinner" and Bed: More warung food, this time a less spicy option. Back to the hotel, collapse into bed. The pillows are lumpy. I'm pretty sure I saw a cockroach in the hallway. Sleep!
Day 2: Temples, Tourists, and Tempeh Temptation
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast Debacle: Breakfast at the hotel. Included, apparently! The buffet is… a sight. Questionable fruit, dodgy coffee, and a lingering smell of deep-fried something-or-other. I stick to toast.
- 9:00 AM - Tanah Lot Temple Pilgrimage: Okay, this is the "culture" part of my trip. Tanah Lot Temple! The photos are stunning. The reality? Packed. With. Tourists. Stumbling over each other to take the same photo. I elbow my way in, snap a few pictures, and promptly feel a pang of guilt. I'm one of them.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Adventures: I find a quiet little cafe near the temple, escaping the madness. I decide to try Tempeh – the crispy, fried, and savory little bites. A revelation! This is the best thing I've eaten so far. I even get a little adventurous and order a Tempeh burger.
- 2:00 PM - Upset Stomach: I am very ill. The Tempeh Burger was it. It's a disaster. I'm trying to be a good tourist. But I need to go back to the hotel. Maybe I've had too much adventure.
- 4:00 PM - The Recovery: Hydration. Rest. Netflix (thank god for WiFi!). Still the best part of the trip.
- 6:00 PM - Sunset Redux: Decided to avoid the Sunset, and go to bed early.
Day 3: Beach Bliss (of Sorts) and Souvenir Shopping
- 9:00 AM - Canggu Beach: Determined to love the beach! Head to Canggu. Surfboards everywhere. I’m wearing my most fashionable/functional beach gear (aka, a slightly stained tank top and a baseball cap) and I head to the sand.
- 10:00 AM - Surfing… Attempts: I decided to try surfing! More like falling repeatedly. I look like a beached whale, but I'm laughing. The instructor is incredibly patient. I'm pretty sure he's regretting this decision.
- 12:00 PM - Beach Lunch & People Watching: Fuel up at a beachside cafe. The crowds, the surf, the sun-kissed bodies…it's textbook Bali. Order a smoothie, and stare at the waves.
- 2:00 PM - Souvenir Shopping: The markets! The haggle! I feel like I'm in a bad reality TV show. Bargaining for a pair of sunglasses I'll probably break by the end of the day. I end up with a batik shirt that clashes with everything I own and a wooden carving of a penis. (For a friend… obviously).
- 4:00 PM - Poolside Recovery, Again: Back to the hotel pool. This sun is relentless.
- 7:00 PM - Final Dinner & Early Night: Last night in Bali. Get some local food, and maybe a coconut. I'm tired, sunburnt, and full of mixed emotions about leaving.
- 9:00 PM - Packing: I'm a mess. My suitcase is still half-packed, my brain is fried.
Day 4: Departure - (Hoping for a Less Chaotic Return)
- 7:00 AM - Early Wake-up, Final Check-Out: One last look at the crack in the bathroom mirror. Goodbye, Bali Court!
- 8:00 AM - Airport Transfer (Praying for No Flight Delays): Head to the airport. The taxi driver this time is silent and serious. Thank goodness.
- 11:00 AM - Flight… Home: On the plane. Reflecting on my adventures. I survived! I'm going home.
- 10:00 PM - Arriving Home: That's it. Jet-lagged, sun-burnt, and with a suitcase full of questionable souvenirs.
And that's that. My Bali trip. The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Messy, imperfect, and utterly memorable. Wish me luck getting back to normal life, or I'll probably start planning my next trip tomorrow!
Escape to Paradise: Luxury Spa & Fine Dining at Hotel La Torre, Sauze d'Oulx
Uh, what *is* this thing supposed to be about? I'm already confused.
Look, I'm not exactly sure *what* we're 'supposed' to be talking about here. You tell me! We can do anything! Let's just call it a… a conversational therapy session, but with questions and answers. Think of me as your slightly caffeinated and overly-honest friend, ready to spill the beans on… well, probably anything. Think of it like this: I'll answer *your* FAQs, but I might end up talking about that time I accidentally wore mismatched socks to a job interview and somehow *still* got the job. Or maybe I'll rant about the last time I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Basically, expect the unexpected. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride.
Okay, hypothetically, let's say I'm considering getting a… *thing*. Like, any thing. How do I decide if it's a good idea?
Ah, the age-old question. The existential dilemma of, "Do I *NEED* this? Or do I just *WANT* it?" Listen, I've messed this up countless times. So, here’s my highly flawed and entirely unofficial guide:
- The "Impulse Purchase" Test: Ask yourself, did I just see it, and now I have to have it NOW? If yes, take a deep breath and walk away. Sleep on it. Seriously. You might find yourself thinking "What was I even thinking?!?!" in the morning.
- The "Practicality vs. Delight" Balance: Does it *actually* serve a purpose? Or does it simply bring you immense joy? Sometimes the joy wins. Who needs practical when you can have… a giant inflatable T-Rex costume? (I may or may not be speaking from experience. It IS a good idea. )
- The "Budget Blunder" Factor: Can you realistically afford it without sacrificing essentials, like food and… well, the internet to read my ramblings? I'm all for treating yourself, but don't end up eating ramen for a month just for a shiny gadget. Or maybe… do it. Ramen is delicious.
- The "Existing Stuff Overload": Do you already have something *similar*? I'm looking at you, my collection of five different types of black eyeliner. Do I need *another* one? Probably not. Do I *want* it? Absolutely.
What's the worst advice you've ever received?
Oh, man. This is a good one. Okay, so, I was… young. Naive. And a particularly well-meaning (but misguided) aunt told me, "Just be yourself, and everything will fall into place." HA! What a load of… well-meaning, but utterly useless advice. It's *true* in a very broad, philosophical sense, but it's useless for practical advice *at all*. I'm a walking disaster sometimes, and "being myself" doesn't always involve making the best choices. It's like saying "Just breathe!" to someone who's actively drowning. Great in theory, utterly useless in practice! I've learned that sometimes you gotta *work* for "everything to fall into place." You gotta learn lessons and maybe avoid the giant inflatable T-rex for everyday use if you want to avoid the stares.
How do you handle… disappointment?
Oh, boy. Disappointment. Ah, my old friend. We meet so often I should probably just move in with it. Honestly? Not gracefully. I'm a big fan of the dramatic sigh, the internal monologue that involves cursing the world (silently, of course… most of the time). My *initial* reaction is almost always a wave of pure, volcanic *frustration*. Like, “WHY ME?!” accompanied by a very expressive face.
But after the initial eruption passes (which can take anywhere from an hour to… well, to be honest, sometimes days), I try these things:
- Wall of Shame: Put it down on paper. Writing down what's disappointing is surprisingly cathartic. It lets me process things and it's better that I get it out of my system.
- The Time to Cry: (Or scream into a pillow. Or both.) Let it out! Don’t bottle it up. It’s okay to feel bad. Really.
- Finding the silver lining (eventually): It takes a while. I'm not a Pollyanna. There's usually *something* I can learn from the experience, even if it's just, "Don't do *that* again".
What's the best advice you've received?
This one is surprisingly easy. My Grandpa, bless his soul, used to say, "Don't be afraid to fail. Just learn from it and try again." And you know what? That simple little piece of wisdom has gotten me through… a *lot*. Because the truth is, I mess up. A LOT. I'm pretty sure I mess up more than I succeed. But that's okay! Because every screw-up is a lesson, a chance to grow. I find that when I *expect* failure, it actually makes it a lot less scary. Like, "Okay, this went sideways. What did I learn? What can I do next?" It's not about avoiding failure; it's about becoming better at bouncing back. It's about accepting the messy parts of life, the bumps, the bruises, the utterly ridiculous moments, and learning to laugh at myself along the way.
That, and always double-check the expiration date on the milk. Trust me.
Do you ever… overthink things?
*Overthink*? Honey, that's my *sport*. My gold medal Olympic event. I can overthink the color of my socks in the morning. I can overthink the existential implications of a spilled coffee. I can overthink the *meaning* of "overthinking."
It's exhausting. And I *know* it's a problem. I'll sit there, spinning scenarios in my head, imagining every possible outcome (both good and, of course, the catastrophically bad ones). I'll analyze every wordRooms And Vibes
